Fast Cash for Founders


🚀 The Beta Grant: Real Cash. Zero Black Holes.

The funding landscape is brutal right now. We’re making it easier by moving fast and being transparent.

We’ve already deployed cash to founders like Kanna ($2,500), Kiara ($2,500), and Kirsten ($1,000). Whether you need a marketing package, "last mile" coders, or even a freezer for your workspace—if it helps you scale, we’re in.

The Deal

Apply for your first grant in 10 minutes.

  • If you’re accepted: You get the cash/resources.
  • If you’re not: We tell you exactly why, how to fix it, and we will buy you a cup of coffee just for applying.

Choose Your Application Path

Our tools are in Beta, so pick the "flavor" of application that fits your style:

  • Option 1: The Manual Workbook​
    • Best for: Radical transparency. This is "building in public" in a messy workbook. See who else is getting resources and why. No black holes.
  • Option 2: Chat with our Agent (Must be logged in)
    • Best for: Instant decisions. Instruct the agent you are applying for the $600 (1st experiment) or $2,600 grant.
    • Pro-Tip: Don't spend more than 20 mins here. If you get stuck in a loop, jump into the workbook!
  • Option 3: The Hypothesis Tool​
    • Best for: Clarity. This tool forces you to answer one question at a time. It rebuilds your hypothesis around your assumptions, customers, and learning objectives so you don't get stuck.

What We Need to Know

We don’t want a 40-page deck. Tell us:

  1. The Problem: What are you solving?
  2. The Customer: Who are you solving it for?
  3. The Experiment: How will you spend the $600 or $2,600?

​See here and here for founders who have already received grants and how they used them.


🛠️ More Than Just Cash

Not ready for a formal sprint? Connect with us on Happenstance or Intro. We will manually broker one high-value introduction to a customer or investor on your behalf.

Waiting for an answer? We review every application by hand, but accidents happen. If you're waiting, reply directly to this email or DM me on LinkedIn.


Note: This offer is open to everyone. Feel free to share this with your cohort.

Just asking:)

I ask entrepreneurs and enterprise innovators, "What problem are you solving"​ and then I help them design and run experiments to prove the problem, test the solution, or grow. Lean Startup is my favorite tool, but I have many to help them minimize waste, reduce risk, go faster, and ultimately succeed faster. Sometimes I bribe founders to do their first 5 REAL ethnographic discovery interviews. I work or have worked with Google, the Department of Health and Human Services, The Build Institute in Detroit, Bunker Labs, 150 Startups (Alberta), KauffmanLabs, TechPeaks, Bizdom, Numa Paris, StartupIstanbul, Startup Chile, TurkishWIN, FastForward Ramallah, AOL, ESPN, NewsCorp, AMEX and others who don't want their competition to know just how valuable it can be to run the types of experiments I teach.

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